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READ AUTHER'S NOTE!!!

   Hello! You can call me Alice. Yes, as in Mary Alice Brendon Cullen Hale. My husband is Jasper Whitlock Hale. Humans know us to be brother and sister, oh boy are they wrong! We have a very large vampire family and we all live in Forks, Washington.

    Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, my brother at heart, can read minds and plays the piano. Edward was born in 1901 and turned in 1918 after his human family, Elizabeth and Edward sr. was killed by the Spanish Influenza. He would have been soon to follow, but Carlisle fulfilled his mother's dieing wish, for him to do everything in his power to save him. The exact words that she spoke made Carlisle think she knew what he was, plus he was lonely in his long life and had been thinking about trying anyway, so he turned Edward. Edward also has a human fiance named Isabella Marie Swan, but she prefers Bella.

    My other brother Emmett McCarty Cullen, is the joker of the family. He is extreamly strong, even for a vampire. He also happens to be secretly married to my sister Rosalie Lillian Hale, who also happens to be the one who saved him from a bear attack. He was hiking in the mountains and a bear came out of nowhere. Luckly, Rose was hunting and heard the scream. She killed the bear, and carried him to the house where Carlisle turned him.

    Rosalie-- Rose for short-- is the most beautiful person anyone has ever seen. At one point, in her human years, she was engaged to a wealthy man. Late one night, the man she was engaged to, got drunk with several friends and raped her and left her to die on the streets. But luckly Carlisle was walking home from work and smelled the blood. He carried her to his house and bit her. At first Edward didn't approve, but soon grew accustomed to her company. She loves working on the family cars and drives an M3 red convertible herself. Though most of the time she can be found in the garage under Emmett's jeep, she sometimes enjoys shopping with me.

    My father figure, Carlisle Cullen, was born sometime in the 1640's. His father was an Anglican Preacher. His father hunted unholy creatures such as werewolves, witches, and yes, even vampires. After his father died, Carlisle took over, but saw the world for what it was. He found a real coven of vampires, but one bit him and he turned. He spent the first years as a vampire running from who he was. He was in a cabin in the woods when he accidentally attacked a deer and discovered he can live from animal blood and not human blood. Long story short, he went to Italy to study and discovered he had a talent in medicine. He met a coven called the Volturi. He stayed with them for many years, but soon left to follow his dreams of being a doctor in the US. He soon met Edward, followed be Esme, them Rose, Emmett, and then Jasper and I found them.

    Esme Pratt Cullen, my mother figure, was saved by Carlisle after attempting suicide by jumping off a cliff soon after her infant son died. She was brought to the hospital where Carlisle was working and he fell in love with her.

    My soon-to-be-sister-in-law Bella, hates shopping with me and absolutely hates receiving gifts. At the time, she lives with her father Chief Charlie Swan of the Forks Police Department. She moved to Forks dew to the fact of her mother being re-married and she wanted to traval with him. So being the wonderful person she is, she offored to move in with her dad, in a place she hated. She used to come to Forks in her summers, but eventually told her mom she didn't want to return, and now, when her mom offers to take her home, she is persistant to stay, so she may stay with Edward.

    Jasper Whitlock Hale, is the best person I have ever met! He can control emotions, so I ALWAYS feel good when I'm around him, though I'd feel that way even without his useful power. He was born just before the Civil War and served during until he was attacked by the vampires that turned him while on a rescue mission. He lived a normal vampire life-- killing humans, dark nights, war,-- until he grew tired of it and ran away. He met me in Philadelphia on a rainy night at a cafe. We have been together ever since.

    Me, oh where should I start? As soon as I was born, my parents put me in an institution for crazy people. Later, during my stay there, I began having visions of the future. They tried to 'treat' me, but eventually a vampire came along and wanted my blood. My doctor, also a vampire, had become good friends with me and made a hard choice... he turned me. He took me away from the institution and bit me. My visions were intensified and became more accurate... but I lost all memory of my human life, my sister, my niece, my whole family was lost to me. How do I know this if my memory was swiped? About a year ago, the vampire that wanted me, showed up at a family baseball game, and he wanted our Bella. We took off in attempt to save her, but she ran from us after receiving a call from him as a ransom over her mother. When she got to him, it was to late, but she realized her mother's voice that she heard on the phone was a recorder. He recorded him torturing her, and before he bit her, he told her the truth about me, and I watched the tape. Edward was able to suck the venom out before she was turned, and so she remains human for the time being.

    See, very confusing, and you don't even know our story yet! Anyway, if you didn't catch it, the order of 'subscription' to the Cullen family is:
Carlisle Cullen
Edward Anthony Mason Cullen
Esme Pratt Cullen
Rosalie Lillian Hale
Emmett McCarty Cullen
(then be order of transformation)
Jasper Whitlock Hale
Mary Alice Brendon Cullen Hale
(and very soon-to-be member) Isabella Marie Swan Cullen
    Sorry for the length!
Alice: OK, I got borderd one day, deciced to start a myspace, and put this in my About Me colomn. I thought it sounded cool, plus I know there's a lot of people out there who haven't read the books--

Jasper: Grrrrrr

Alice: *sigh and roll of the eye* As I was saying, this is somewhat educational for those who haven't. Besides, I had fun writting it! This is--obiously-- from my POV, and is kinda my piont of views. And I didn't put this in, but yes, Rose is pig-headed.

All charcters belong to Stephany Meyer-- sadly. If I did, I wouldn't be on this website spilling my guts out to complete srangers, now would I? I'de probly be in an insane asylem for my ocwerd beliefs.
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lilyevans103 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
I really like it! Alice is my FAVERIOTE Cullen!
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner May 21, 2009  Professional Writer
:rofl: Good greif Alice has a logn name XD
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
lolz, indeed she does.
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VickyMH1691 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
Alice's human last name is Brandon not Brendon.
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2009
...... Uh.... Ok....?
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phillipant Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha, it is too!
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Bella---Alice Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009
Hi where did you go to write this thanks so much
-the 9th Cullen
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2009
Um..... I wrote it for my "About Me" on myspace.... then I transfered it here.... Why?
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RoseanneAmy Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008
i thought alice was put into an institution because she had the visions? so she already had them when she was put in there?
but good job :)
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2008
Hmm.... If you read the part in New Moon, where she tells Bella what she found, it says that on her tomb stone, her birthday was the same as the death day/entrance day(i don't remember).

And a lot of families back then, didn't want people knowing thier children were in asylums, so they say they die or disapear. That's why I thought she was entered emmediatly. You could be right, but I can't check because my mom has been reading New Moon for 4 months!!!! And she's at work, so yeah...
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RoseanneAmy Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2008
oh right :)
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I-LOVE-EDWARDCULLEN1 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008   Writer
Bella: I may like to read but when you know it, it gets kinda dull But teriffic job Alice... And why is twilighter99 "controlling" what Edward says?
Edward: *growls*
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
Alice: *Shrugs* IDK, but she wants to have a conversation the way we do, and post it as a deviation. On some, I have to do you, that's really weird.
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musicluver26 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
ha ha very interesting :D
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
*chuckle* I thought it was funny.*smile*
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musicluver26 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
it was :D
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
:? ... Thx... I think. This is where I pretend it's actually my work and takes credit for the profiles of someone else's charecters...

Thanks so much!
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musicluver26 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
lol ur welcome :D
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canela-de-asucar Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
You know, if you think about it, Jasper was changed in 1863, so he actually was changed before Edward. So your order is out of order by transfomation, but right in order of hosehold entrance. Make sense?

Anyway, good job!
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2008
Well, actually, the only ones I put in order of trasformation, are Alice and Jasper. And I did that because they were together when they found Carlisle and them. So they would've had to share the space in the house hold "roster".
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canela-de-asucar Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2008
wow. i totally forgot about this. lol. i havne't seen you in a while, what's up?

Yeah, I guess that makes sense
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2009
Oh.... sorry. I just... IDK. I really don't.... Hmmm. I have to think of a reason.

How ya been? I have a boyfriend, and he's the sweetest thing ever! Our friend Mario just lost his dad last weekend. So I just got back from the funeral a few hours ago. He was more of the new boyfriend's friend, so I was really there for him. He's kinda distant... And I feel bad about having to leave him there like that, 'cause I wont see him again untill monday, when Mario comes back to school. I probably would've cried alot more then I did, if I understood half of it! It was all in spanish.... UGH. *still has the confused look on her face, and a major headache*
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canela-de-asucar Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
Aww that's so sad. I don't like sad things, I probably would have cried more than you cause I speak spanish...

I'm glad you have a boyfriend. I broke up with mine, but that's okay.

School's gotten harder. Um...I guess in general I'm okay.
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
You shouldv'e seen me at the Rosery. Most of that they franslated, so I understood it. I was crying then, mostly because I couldn't stop thinking about my stepdad. He died a similer way 3 years ago. I finally told Jake (boyfriend), I was there for him, and he wrapped his arm around my waist, faced me, and told me I was the one in need of comfort. I didn't even know the guy!!

Aww, I'm sorry. i've been with Jake for, going on 7 months now.

School is always getting harder. I got a referal today for something that happened friday before I left. *mumbling* stupid comunists....
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2008
Oh! Sorry, I haven't been on in awhile, so I forgot I alrready replied. Please forgive me.
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
Well, you see, only Alice and Jasper is in trasformation order, only 'cause they entered at the same time. But good eye! Unless I actually miss-typed something at the last moment... which is highly posible.
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canela-de-asucar Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
Oh! That would make sense!~
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ShielaAngel Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
Haha, I could totally imagine Alice saying all that! You have her voice down pat ;)
I love the way you spelt "due"... you spelt it like "dew", as in the dew on the ground, hehe :) It made me smile.

You did a great job! You really know your Twilight history!
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
Uhh... I totally meant to do that!

And it's really easy to talk like Alice... especially when I'm almost exactly like her. But really, she may literally know everything, but she just acts younger, so lower the vocab notch a little. Instaed of useing conjunctions, spell out both words.
Alice language for: "I went to the store and got new clothes,"
would be: "I went to Wal-mart and I got all sorts of stuff. I got this really cute skirt, it's purple, and it's really short, so you have to where leggings under them, only problem, I didn't have any, so i had to buy some." And it would go on... and on........ and on....
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ShielaAngel Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2008
I never noticed that Alice seemed like the kind of person who wouldn't use conjunctions! But she does.

When you put it like that, she does seem easy to talk like! But I think it's only because you explained it, haha XD
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twilighter99 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
rose : im not pig headed...im just outrages gorges
edward : *lauges*

(that was really good!)
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
Alice: Right, I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking calling you pig headed, I must've been sleep talking!<sacasm is managed out of her vioce untill the end at 'sleep talking'.>

Cullen family: *laughing their heads off*

(thanks, I actually had fun writing this, even if these arn't my charectres, it was a lot of fun. As soon as I get through my messages, I'll have to type some stuff up, I'm way behind.)
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twilighter99 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2008
......omg i dont know what to put for rose...... but she would proubly somp up the stairs...

lol
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Aerith1234 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2008
It's Ok, I run out of things to say a lot.
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